1: They sound awesome when you first write it down, but then you realize it's garbage.
2: As the great Ernest Hemingway once said
"The first draft of anything is sh*t"
3: Its nothing but a letter written by a bipolar, emotional kindergartner.
4: You write it down then a week later read it and question your sanity because of how gross and morbid you discovered you are.
5: Your first draft is going to be crap no matter what you do. But its not an atomic bomb.
6: Its better than no draft at all
7: You can always change it
8: Give yourself permission to write badly. Get rid of it, smack it down on that page.
9: You have nothing to lose, you can rip it up, eat it, feed it to a cat, toast marshmallows over it the next day if you want.
10: Write fearlessly
11: The delete button is a first drafts worst enemy. Don't tap that.
12: If you want to freak out your family or friends let them read it.
13: Just shut up, stop complaining, don't worry about how bad it might be, because it will be worse than you think. Just get it down!